A close friend of Trump told me the truth about Natalie Harp

 If you've ever doubted that many mainstream media minions are really just hunchbacked goblins carrying dirty water for Democrats… behold the smearing of Natalie Harp.

On Sunday, Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff (interchangeably referred to as [expletive] Herman or Jon Jackoff by the White House) crudely insinuated that Harp, a 35-year-old, indispensable aide to President Donald Trump, had veered into Monica Lewinsky territory.

'[Trump] doesn't want to do the job. He wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie on their apparently defenseless flying palace gifted by the emir of Qatar,' the baby-faced 2028 presidential wannabe with a documented penchant for spending thousands on campaign trail makeup read from a teleprompter.

So, this sexist slander was deliberate and premeditated.

Media double standards and hypocrisy 

How did the great bulk of liberal journalists, supposed defenders of all vulnerable people against the cruel male patriarchy, respond to the flagrant libel of a young woman?

They cheered.

'His "travel with Natalie" line… showed a sophisticated understanding of the social media environment,' spewed CNN's Brian Stelter.

The New York Times dutifully followed. '[Harp] caught the president's eye,' during a TV appearance in 2019, they suggestively wrote, identifying Harp as a 'platinum blonde geyser of positivity, there to buck [Trump] up when the going gets rough.'

Look, I don't fault Americans for curiosity. And if you choose to work for the president, the scrutiny comes with the territory. But the seeing these MeToo warriors turn on their heels to do the Democrats' bidding is just too much to ignore.

But who is Natalie? She's Trump's 'body woman,' ubiquitously by his side, through thick and thinning hair.  Every president and big-time politico has one.

Bizarre letters raise eyebrows 

President Barack Obama relied on Reggie, a former Duke basketball player. Homophobe Washington gossips were convinced these fellas got sweaty doing more than playing hoops.

Hillary Clinton was famously joined at the hip to Huma Abedin (now Mrs Alex Soros, ick!), and tongue waggers swore there was a genuine Sapphic connection betwixt them.

Joe Biden didn't have a 'body man' because he was basically a walking corpse shuffling through the West Wing looking for ice cream.

But my point is that the arrangement is not that strange. What does give me pause are – the letters.

Harp reportedly leaves Trump gooey notes that, frankly, border on the bizarre. 'I also am sorry if I was an embarrassment walking the course in Scotland,' she wrote to Trump after she was seen running behind his golf cart during a May 2023 trip.

'I want things to always be right between us. I also know I've been distracted all week (forgetting to eat throughout the days, and even forgetting to sleep, and only catching a couple hours at a time),' she continued in the letter published by the Daily Mail last year.